Monday, November 9, 2009

Bess Mondays


Bess, is still outta town so I'll tell you a little story she told me about her three aunts one time.

Her aunst Sarry , Ida Bell, and Onie, well are widowed and lived together in this big ole two story house'

They wer sittin in the parlor down stairs.

When Sarry said, "I'm gittin tired think I'll go on up and start the bath and go to bed." So she went up the stairs, started the bath water.
"Now, I can't remember, was I gittin in the bath, or outta the bath."

Ida Bell and Onie heard her debating with herself.
Ida Bell says " poor dear I had better go and check on poor Sarry" so she rises and goes up the stairs.

She gits to the landing, and says " was I going up the stairs or down the stairs, up or down."

Onie says out loud  " I hope I never git like the two of you", and knocks on wood.

"Now was that the front door or the back door"


BIG BIG HUGS

30 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

That's hilarious. Of course, that is the way that I am right now...all the time.

plainolebob said...

Lee, mornin glad you enjoyed that

john said...

thats too funny fred

plainolebob said...

John glad you liked it

Alice in Wonderland said...

Gosh! I'm like that all the time!
Hope you and Bess are doing well.
Big hugs. XX

plainolebob said...

Alice, you are not,lol, I know you are way Too young,lmao, you crazy thing you.
BIG BIG HUGS

Sarah said...

that sounds like me and my girlfriend out and about. now where were we going? of course it's more her than me. :)

Rae said...

That's a story about me. How did you know? I have that 'kitchenheimer' disease - the one where you go to the kitchen and can't remember what you went there for.

Nathan said...

hahahaha! That was great! A nice little funny to start the week. Thanks!

Now was that the front door or the back door...HA!

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Bob my belly aches! Cant stop laughing.
Both of you
hugs hugs

Friko said...

now, was I reading this or was I reading the other side?
anyway, old ladies are allowed to get scatty!

Janice said...

LOL this is funny

plainolebob said...

Sarah, lol, a good excuse

Miss Rae, lol, me too then

Nathan, I would be afraid to answer that door

Betty, those are belly ache pains?

Friko, you never know around here

Hi Janice

Gavin said...

Haha....that was hilarious. XD I knew a lady like that when I was kid. She was the coolest neighbor ever.

Lily Robinson said...

I can sooo relate!

Tater Tot Mom said...

This would be more funny if I didn't do this kind of thing all the time! JK, it's hilarious!

plainolebob said...

Gavin, yeah they are cool neighbors, yo some one.

Lily, me too, too much.

TTM, we all look at it and relate at some point and time.

Will Burke said...

LOL -- I'll be telling that story within the hour!

Just Playin' said...
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Just Playin' said...

This is funny cause we're all a little like that. Now where did I park??? My mother can't hear worth a darn or walk. Her sister can hear and walk like a teenager but can't remember squat. They make it. Such is life! Here come the rains!

Innocent Owner Of Mad Cats said...

LOL! That was a good one you goof.

I Wonder Wye said...

ouch, Bob, hitting a little too close to home on that one! ;) 98% blockage! HOLY CROW! Glad you are with us, dear....

plainolebob said...

Will, yeah a really cute story i thought

Miss Sandra, I hope ya'll don't get flooded

Mike, I just knew you would love it

Amy, that accident reall took it's toll

Marla said...

I was going to comment but I can't remember what we were talking about.

plainolebob said...

Maria, lol, that seems to be goimh around

~Ellie Kings~ said...

What was I going to say? Oh yeah... too funny!

honeypiehorse said...

Funny funny funny! Hope it's not true.

plainolebob said...

Ellie, oh damn, i forgot too,lol.

Honey, It could be true.

Farila said...

Gosh!!!! are those women lucky? They lost their memories and forgot their worries .. so lived happily ever after.

plainolebob said...

Farila, I love you.lol, you always see the brite side

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