Bess is still at her brothers.
Talkin bout her brothers, I ever told ya'll how stoopid they are?
Well just in case I forgot, I'll tell you another little story that will prove my point.
Bubba, likes to play those one dollar lottery things, and really who doesn't.
He always buys the ticket then waits around for the little ping pong balls to come outta, that blowin thing with the numbers.
If he wins any thing, mostly a couple bucks, he buys more tickets and does the same thing over again.
Bubba does this ever Wednesday, and Friday without fail.
Any way, they had the drawing and Bubba knew he had one of the numbers. He was busy, in the middle of fixin his truck an all, so, he asked his brother Billy Ray, if he would go down an cash em in.
Billy Ray, says sure, will you buy me a pop. Ok then I'll go.
Bubba knows , Billy Ray is a little slow, so, he tells him, if any of the tickets are winners, just bring em back an I'll deal with em later, but one of em , this one right here, I already know it has a wining number on it, so use this one, to git your pop, and if there is some left over on it, git me more tickets, ok?
Billy Ray understood, so he takes off for the store.
He walks in, an tells the guy, hey, I'm cashin in this here ticket for my brother, he said I could have a pop out of it, and if anything extra on it git more tickets.
The guy said ok then.
Billy Ray got his pop and went on home.
He went up to Bubba, gave him his paper bag, and the other tickets, Bubba said, any of these winners, Billy Ray turned red, he had forgot to have em checked, when he told Bubba , Well Bubba got mad, for just a minute.
He looked in the bag and said "WHAT the hell is this"
Billy Ray, said I dunno, just what ever was left over from your winnin ticket, didn't they put the change in there.
Yeah, the change is in here, and how damn many tickets is this. Billy Ray said I dunno, just know it took bout thirty minutes to print em all outs all.
So Bubba calls that little store, and asked that ole boy how many tickets did I win , sure looks like a lotta tickets here.
Yep, nineteenthousandninetynine of em, woulda been one mor cept Billy Ray got that pop there.
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18 comments:
You are right. They really are stoopid. LOL Just think of all the pops that could have been bought with that winner. Great post as usual. A good way to start my Monday morning.
Seriousley, They could have bought a lot of sprite and cucumbers with that there money. bafoons :)
LOL! But did they have any winners in that bag??
Doh!
he followed orders to a t! ok, maybe he forgot to cross the t... :)
Miss Rae, one pop and a lot left to drink
Mike, I never send them to the store
Lee, they would ust buy more tickets,lol
Hunter, doh, and duh, that should be their names
Sarah, yep, just dotted his eyes
So Bess is with them so that she can enjoy the money they are making with the tickets rather than eat those cucumbers and drink sprite and get sick. She is smart lady having a blast ( no no no.. I do not mean going to the sun)...LOL. I see you friends are getting nearly as smart as you Bob. I love reading the comments on your page and at times come back just to read them lol...
There is nothing I can say to this! It's just too funny for words!
Did he ever win anything on them? It's hard to say if he was stupid or darn well clever!
Big Hugs!
OMGosh! That's brutal, painful even. Speechless!
Sandra
I wonder if my Bob is related to Bess' brothers. He keeps spending all his winnings from the lottery but never buys a ticket.
TTM, Bubba didn't laff
Farila, they may as well eat them tickets
Alice, how wold you ever know
Sandra, Bubba wasn't too speechless
Marla, They might just be related then
hot dawg!!!! Them boys sure are some kinda stoopid Bob. However do you put up with them? lol
Fierce, they work real cheep
Ha! That's too funny. Reminds me of the song "Toes" by the Zac Brown Band. The BIG lottery winner.
Cheers,
C
ByDSea, I need to look up that song,lol
Glen lets hope not,lol
heehee...
Thanks Bob for your sound advise...
I checked out your profile & there! you are an advisor! Feeling slightly better now, even without the fish rod +beer! I'll buy a pack on my way home perhaps...
;P
Lenore, you are welcome, beer is magical,lol
so is fishin
Big hugs
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