Monday, November 16, 2009

Bubba Buys Billy Ray A Pop

Bess is still at her brothers.
Talkin bout her brothers, I ever told ya'll how stoopid they are?

Well just in case I forgot, I'll  tell you another little story that will prove my point.

Bubba, likes to play those one dollar lottery things, and really who doesn't.
He always buys the ticket then waits around for the little ping pong balls to come outta, that blowin thing with the numbers.
If he wins any thing, mostly a couple bucks, he buys more tickets and does the same thing over again.
Bubba does this ever Wednesday, and Friday without fail.

Any way, they had the drawing and Bubba knew he had one of the numbers. He was busy, in the middle of fixin his truck an all, so, he asked his brother Billy Ray, if he would go down an cash em in.
Billy Ray, says sure, will you buy me a pop. Ok then I'll go.

Bubba knows , Billy Ray is a little slow, so, he tells him, if any of the tickets are winners, just bring em back an I'll deal with em later, but one of em , this one right here, I already know it has a wining number on it, so use this one, to git your pop, and if there is some left over on it, git me more tickets, ok?

Billy Ray understood, so he takes off for the store.
He walks in, an tells the guy, hey, I'm cashin in this here ticket for my brother, he said I could have a pop out of it, and if anything extra on it git more tickets.
The guy said ok then.
Billy Ray got his pop and went on home.

He went up to Bubba, gave him his paper bag, and the other tickets, Bubba said, any of these winners, Billy Ray turned red, he had forgot to have em checked, when he told Bubba , Well Bubba got mad, for just a minute.
He looked in the bag and said "WHAT the hell is this"
Billy Ray, said I dunno, just what ever was left over from your winnin ticket, didn't they put the change in there.

Yeah, the change is in here, and how damn many tickets is this. Billy Ray said I dunno, just know it took bout thirty minutes to print em all outs all.

So Bubba calls that little store, and asked that ole boy how many tickets did I win , sure looks like a lotta tickets here.
Yep, nineteenthousandninetynine of em, woulda been one mor cept Billy Ray got that pop there.

20 comments:

Rae said...

You are right. They really are stoopid. LOL Just think of all the pops that could have been bought with that winner. Great post as usual. A good way to start my Monday morning.

Innocent Owner Of Mad Cats said...

Seriousley, They could have bought a lot of sprite and cucumbers with that there money. bafoons :)

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

LOL! But did they have any winners in that bag??

Hunter said...

Doh!

Sarah said...

he followed orders to a t! ok, maybe he forgot to cross the t... :)

plainolebob said...

Miss Rae, one pop and a lot left to drink

Mike, I never send them to the store

Lee, they would ust buy more tickets,lol

Hunter, doh, and duh, that should be their names
Sarah, yep, just dotted his eyes

Tater Tot Mom said...

So funny!

Farila said...

So Bess is with them so that she can enjoy the money they are making with the tickets rather than eat those cucumbers and drink sprite and get sick. She is smart lady having a blast ( no no no.. I do not mean going to the sun)...LOL. I see you friends are getting nearly as smart as you Bob. I love reading the comments on your page and at times come back just to read them lol...

Alice in Wonderland said...

There is nothing I can say to this! It's just too funny for words!
Did he ever win anything on them? It's hard to say if he was stupid or darn well clever!
Big Hugs!

Just Playin' said...

OMGosh! That's brutal, painful even. Speechless!
Sandra

Marla said...

I wonder if my Bob is related to Bess' brothers. He keeps spending all his winnings from the lottery but never buys a ticket.

plainolebob said...

TTM, Bubba didn't laff

Farila, they may as well eat them tickets

Alice, how wold you ever know

Sandra, Bubba wasn't too speechless

Marla, They might just be related then

Fierce said...

hot dawg!!!! Them boys sure are some kinda stoopid Bob. However do you put up with them? lol

plainolebob said...

Fierce, they work real cheep

ByDSea said...

Ha! That's too funny. Reminds me of the song "Toes" by the Zac Brown Band. The BIG lottery winner.
Cheers,
C

plainolebob said...

ByDSea, I need to look up that song,lol

ManOverBoard.com said...

OMG too funny. Bet he doesn't ask his brother to go cash the winning ticket again. I wonder if he got another winner out of all those new tickets??

plainolebob said...

Glen lets hope not,lol

LENORENEVERMORE said...

heehee...
Thanks Bob for your sound advise...
I checked out your profile & there! you are an advisor! Feeling slightly better now, even without the fish rod +beer! I'll buy a pack on my way home perhaps...
;P

plainolebob said...

Lenore, you are welcome, beer is magical,lol
so is fishin
Big hugs

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